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My name is Melissa. I have the best boyfriend on the planet. Halloween is my favorite time of year. I won't stand for casual sexism, racism, or homophobia. I'm a junior in college. My heart is in Hollywood. More information about me can be found here.
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People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

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I don’t trust people that wear acrylic jewelry.

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most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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21 Aug — 396,465 notes
Harry Potter Ambient Sounds


It’s like I’m at Hogwarts instead of boring old Muggle work.

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21 Aug — 41 notes
If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do.
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